I stopped at a gas station tonight to pick up a few things. Here's what I had:
3 small bags of roasted, salted almonds
1 bag of sunflower seeds
1 bag of pumpkin seeds
1 diet pop
10 individual packages of cigarettes (not for me, and I wanted a carton, but they were out)
As you can see, that's quite the bunch of stuff.
No joke, the clerk looked at me, and with a perfectly straight face said, "Would you like a bag for that?"
The stupid walk among us.
5 years ago